my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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