went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My bed smells like the plague
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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