I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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