It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
