i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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