"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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