IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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