So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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