this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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