How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Rumble strips road head = magical
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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