That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He kissed a someone with a penis
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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