wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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