ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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