I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
only you would photoshop your dick
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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