Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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