Have you finally orgasmed yet?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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