Sry I called you an 8
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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