Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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