so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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