I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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