what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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