Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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