Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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