btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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