if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im holly from the hills drunk
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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