He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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