Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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