yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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