Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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