Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
