I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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