Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
His nipple licking is glorious
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