He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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