I'm sorry my penis didn't work
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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