I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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