i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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