Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
there was a trapeze. enough said
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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