Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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