yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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