You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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