i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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