Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Oh god it's open bar.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
