...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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