Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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