Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
