I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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