Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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