i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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