My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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