I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Enjoy the penises
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
